Sup, Baby? You want to know about me? Cute, I like that. Come here often? No? Well, you should. We could get to know each other; it could be special. We could really hit it off.
Sometimes people call me Shro or Shrogasm, but you can address me however you like.
I just graduated from college, moved home and am trying find my way to the big city to start a life that I’ve been dreaming of since I was a kid.
I write a lot about sex, drunken adventures and fashion and on the surface that pretty much sums up my life. There is much more to me and if you read carefully you just may figure some of it out.
Until you can permeate the surface here are some things about me:
Sometimes people confuse me for being Jewish and I don’t correct them because truth be told, I love Jews.
In my free time? I do yoga; I’m all bendy. I watch LOST and get sucked into reading about LOST theories. I like to sing loudly in my car and do karaoke when the feeling strikes.
Music and movies? I have impeccable taste, that’s all you need to know.
And well ok, since we are getting close here, I’ll tell you some things no one else knows, but don’t tell anyone okay?
- I like to sit down in the shower
- I have this secret obsession with Craig David. It’s really pathetic.
- I’m going to marry Amir Blumenfeld of Collegehumor.com, he just doesn’t know it.
- I moon my friends as they walk behind me on the stairs
- I pluck my eyebrows when I’m stressed out; it’s probably a bad habit.
- Some how over the course of the year, I’ve collected a strange array of hats.
- I love high heels, but I hate wearing shoes.
- There is a good chance that I’ll emasculate you when I tear you apart in Scrabble.
- If I had my way, I’d eat hot dogs, pancakes and tacos every day.
- I don’t drink soda.
- I have a Greenbay Packers cheesehead, but only because I love cheese.
- The way to my heart is through dutch ovening.
- I come up with a lot of annoying sayings and nicknames and before you know it, you’ll be saying them too.
- I have a fedora because I think I’m Britney Spears.
- I love boys with beards and finally found one worth spending some time with.
What? Yeah, I would love a drink. Thanks, man. Do I want to go to your place? No, I’m good. I just met you, dude. Why don’t you come around here a little bit more, leave a comment or two, fall in love with me and then hey, we’ll hang out. <3
Love your blog! The aesthetics, as well as the content. Tres chic. On the subject of Jews, I heard that Jewish men are the best husbands, but I can’t speak from experience.
On the subject of work, I may have paying journalism project you can help me with – for the chamber of commerce. I’ll let you know next week. Cheers!
By: Laura on May 20, 2008
at 9:22 pm
Great blog. I heart Jews, too.
By: cmajor7 on June 6, 2008
at 10:39 am
Where’s the Shro?
By: average something on August 12, 2008
at 6:05 am
Sorry, I’m coming back. I’ve been on vacation. I’m working on a post that I’m not sure I can post. Something is coming soon, but since I know I’m missed, I’ll work harder at posting something. Average something-do you have a blog?
By: meddlingshro on August 13, 2008
at 1:06 am
hmmm…. I don’t know about the new layout. Well, specifically, I will very much miss the old picture you had at the top! That cute smile is what made me a reader.
I do have a blog. To find it, just google my email address.
By: average something on August 20, 2008
at 3:10 am
You know, I always wondered why I was getting traffic from a site called that…now, I know why. I haven’t had much time to read it yet, but it seems funny and I agree with you on a lot things. I’ll comment more specifically on it later.
You should keep reading, with the start of fall semester I can promise you LOTS of new, interesting posts.
By: meddlingshro on August 20, 2008
at 4:46 am
Teachers love nerds like you. You do the work and don’t complain.
By: Knox on August 22, 2008
at 12:18 am
You never mentioned any of your fantasies..
By: girishmenon on September 21, 2008
at 6:24 pm
Well this isn’t purely a sex blog, my friend. I’m assuming that’s what you’re referring to. If you read through posts, you’ll surely find things that I’m interested in doing. If you’re looking for straight up literotica…as much as I respect it, it’s not my writing style…yet. I can point you in the direction of some awesome blogs though if thats what you’re looking for.
By: meddlingshro on September 22, 2008
at 4:51 am
oh yes! point me! point me!
By: shaaakspsyco on November 13, 2008
at 9:55 pm
Great blog. Very funny, very sexy, very smart. Glad you like nerdy guys.
Look luck in NYC! We need more cool women here, most of them are, well … snobby.
By: Mr NYC on December 5, 2008
at 6:32 am
Thank you, dear.
NYC will undoubtedly eat me alive, but I think that’s part of the attraction. I can only hope to bestow some of my Shroness on enough people there to leave my mark.
By: meddlingshro on December 6, 2008
at 5:05 am
Geez; I’m an old guy who grew up when everyone knew girls couldn’t play basketball. You’re a great example of the kind of woman who was hidden inside those women that we should have known. Luckily, I recovered a little from that life….I just stumbled across your blog by accident; great job….and good luck in NYC….:)
By: paul on December 7, 2008
at 10:45 am
Haha, well I’ll have you know Paul, I’m completely worthless at basketball and sports in general. But hand me a controller and some old school Nintendo games and I’ll tear some people apart
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But thank you, I appreciate that. Most girls bother me, so I strive to be their antithesis. Doesn’t make me too popular with them, but I never was one for insecure girls.
I’m glad you liked it and I hope you keep reading!
Keep a look out for my new blog that’s coming soon.
Shro
By: meddlingshro on December 8, 2008
at 12:34 am
yo! i also moon my friends as i walk up stairs! We should double moon them bitches next time!
By: K Woaday on January 26, 2009
at 9:28 pm
haha, K Woaday do you have a blog?
By: meddlingshro on January 27, 2009
at 12:15 am
Love your writing! I stumbled across your blog via a Google Alert on Myxer where I work. Not sure why you think there’s a bunch of viruses coming your way from Myxer, but we’ve done hundreds of millions of downloads and don’t hear that.
Anyway, loved your story about the Jews. I just wrote a Jewish comedy book “Why Jews Don’t Camp, so if you want a free book or want to see some chapters on my site (used the pen name Arnie Goldberg) check it out.
Steve
By: Steve on January 27, 2009
at 5:05 pm
I love your site. Keep it up !
By: knowledgetoday on March 30, 2009
at 8:13 pm
you’re funny, i might read a bit more. i don’t have a beard, but i am Australian. really.
By: breathenoah on May 1, 2009
at 3:28 pm