Posted by: meddlingshro | December 4, 2008

Sexy time in Starbucks

The Internet is out in my apartment complex–just lovely considering it is exam time. So I’m at Starbucks responding to e-mail, finishing my last reporting paper, blogging, and drinking chai tea.

The last day of the semester was today. I am officially done with three of my five classes. The other two will be done when I take the finals for them next week. My 4.0 just may break after all, but not even for that reporting class I was yelling about back in September. I think it’s going to be one of my brain-dead fashion classes that does me in and only because I rarely went. My stance is, if I can get an A and not go, then I don’t need to go, my professor doesn’t seem to think so though. But com’on, at 9:30 my bed wants me more than that class does and I have a hard time saying no sometimes.

Something just really started to smell in here, as if someone rolled around in bologna and coffee beans. My ridiculously long cardigan, argyle sweater is doomed to smell like this, but I can’t leave. What am I going to do at my house, clean? Psht. Plus there is a very attractive barista coffee man here. How do you go about hitting on a guy who works at Starbucks? Hi, I would like a grande frape-peen, extra cream, right here. No cup please. Just one of those fancy cup sleeves. Thanks. Oh and then hey, you wanna go get some coffee…oh wait. I mean. We could uh, I gotta…go.

While I’m pondering this there is some strange lady peering over my shoulder reading every line I write. I need to blog in privacy, this isn’t ok.

Lastly, Starbucks seems to be the hub for girls in dresses that aren’t dresses at all–much like that girl in the H&M dress. I mean these girls are wearing tights with them, but that doesn’t make it ok.

Ok, I’ll write you a real blog post now.


Responses

  1. There is something magical about baristas, eh? I think it’s because they hold the power elixir we all need to get through college!

    I am going to school on the other side of the nation, and found your post very personal, even with it written as a sidenote, thank you!

    Curious how detailed you’re looking to blog? From reading past entries, there are times I wonder if you are holding back, yet in my (now) new attempt at blogging, I find I am more detailed when telling my buddies, but there is something ominous at spelling it out for the world to see. I don’t mind being Penthouse smutty, yet I am more than that – don’t want to get trapped by just getting anonymous idiots off – or freakin’ the cool cats away.

    You’ve mentioned changing things up here, I wanted to know more. Would you mind sharing with me?

  2. Hi Tommy,
    I really like your writing style. I checked out your blog and will definitely be blog rolling you.

    But yes, those baristas. I think its the same as bartenders. They are always attractive in a very peculiar yet almost unattainable way. I feel like they probably get hit on all the time and for once I’m kind of shy about ever making a move on someone. So I just stare at them seductively over the rim of my cup and just pretend like they’re slamming me up against the counter. Oh a girl can dream.

    And yes, I do hold back A LOT. Partly because I retardedly self promoted this blog a lot in the beginning before I started making it more about sex. And I guess because I do know a lot of people who follow this I have a hard time with detailing every position, swallow and awesome twist of the wrist. Believe me though, I read a lot of blogs that do that and they do it so well, I wish I could do that. I have no problem with getting strangers off though, how cool would it be to know that some dude wacked it to something you’ve written. I’m hoping the new blog can take me more in that direction, but not completely dive into it.

    I am starting a new blog and I will be moving all this content, once I edit all of it a little better, to that new domain. It took my friends and I a week to come up with a sexy, witty name, but we got it and I’m excited about it. I’m starting a new one because I want to pull it away from being so college-y and have it transition well into my next phase of life. I am going to try to be more detailed in the sex department, but I don’t want to have a sex blog. My focus is drunken antics, fashion and sex and telling the embarrassing stories that I don’t find embarrassing. Instead of having all the hot details I like to tell the funny side of sex, ya know?
    So a long answer to your short question is yes, I am getting a new blog and the goal is to have it up by January 1st. I will be deleting this one shortly there after.

    Please keep commenting, I enjoy your insightful-ness and I’ll be commenting on yours for sure.

    Shro


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