I have a bone to pick.

Nothing irks my balls more than when someone hears something funny and then as a response immediately repeats it. Because they found it funny, they feel the need to utter the same phrase seconds later and then laugh. And it’s not like it’s every once in awhile when you hangout with someone like this, it’s every three minutes.

First, it’s always girls. I have never met a guy who does this. Secondly, a lot of times it is prefaced with an “OMG they said…” and then followed by entirely too much enthusiastic laughing. I just don’t get it. Do they think we didn’t hear the joke the first time? Do they somehow think it makes them funny because they are repeating it? Are they so stupid that they have to repeat it themselves to fully get it? Whatever it may be, I’m usually not laughing as it is and then they come in and further ruin it.

I don’t need you to fucking repeat the joke; I understood it. Thanks, though.