Hello, World!

After being a loyal Blogger account holder for a little over two years, I realized that Blogger was leaving a lot to be desired.  Blogger held me back,  Blogger never knew what time it was, Blogger wouldn’t post really large photos of me as a banner, and Blogger didn’t love me as much as I loved him, so I left him and fell into the loving arms of WordPress.  Maybe he’s a little more committed. I guess we shall see.

But don’t you fret, my pet, all my old blog posts can be found here

I am also changing the tone of this blog. I will still rant and accept your rant ideas, but it won’t be limited to just ranting.  I felt like my last blog didn’t allow me to tell you important tales of my life that you’re all dying to hear, like the time I fell off a rope swing and almost flashed four eight-year old boys. Priceless.

So now, expect to find that and more here.

I’ll be ranting…Stop counting your beers, jackasses.

Asking questions…How exactly am I paying rent this month?

Telling stories…This one time when we shoved eight hos in my Focus…

and updating a lot more often!

And you will like it.